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Photo: The Strategist; Photo: Laura Fitzelle Instead of paying rent, I use a backpack . I mean, I pay rent too, but it’s $1,000 a month to live with three roommates. In 2019 I tweeted, “Please G*d, Please don’t let me be a 30-year-old with roommates.” I am 30 and a half years old, and I hear sex noises that aren’t my own when I go to sleep at night, and I think about this tweet all of the time. I don’t have my own bathroom. I tell some of the boys I’m seeing that I do, but I do not. I am never honest with the people I am seeing about my living situation. Recently, after I finished seeing a guy who had 3 other girlfriends, I started seeing another guy. This one just had one girlfriend. I thought: must be love. The thing about being a mistress, especially a mistress who lives with three roommates, is that it helps to have all of your belongings with you at all times. This period — my mistressing hour — is when I started my resurgence back into backpack territory. The first … [Read more...] about My Backpacks, My Boyfriends

0 Politics & Government Patch is providing candidate profiles for the April 4, 2023 election. Samantha Gasca is running for Board of Education for New Lenox D122. Lauren Traut , Patch Staff Posted | Updated Reply Patch is providing candidate profiles for several races in the area. If you are a candidate seeking an opportunity to complete our profile form, please email [email protected] Please note your position sought. Name: Samantha Gasca Age as of Election Day : 35 Town/city of residence: New Lenox School district: New Lenox District 122 Family: Hi there! This is a somewhat difficult question as I oftentimes feel the assumption is I am married or have children; however, I have neither. I simply care very much about children as I grew up being severely abused sexually, physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. For this reason, I became somewhat of a child advocate. … [Read more...] about New Lenox District 122 Board Candidate Samantha Gasca: Election ’23

0 This post is sponsored and contributed by Community Corner The Free Home Show Returns to Romeoville This Weekend! Larger Than Ever, on March 18 & 19 with Free Admission & Parking! Home & Garden Show , Brand Partner Posted Reply This is a paid post contributed by a Patch Community Partner. The views expressed in this post are the author's own, and the information presented has not been verified by Patch . The Romeoville Home Show Returns BIGGER & BETTER THAN EVER at the massive Romeoville Athletic & Event Center with Free Admission and Free parking on March 18 & 19 for the largest home improvement event by far to ever take place in the area! Motivated and savvy homeowners from all over the South & Western Suburbs will attend this great event to find the ultimate in savings and convenience and find inspiration for their upcoming projects. This great event will offer a vast array of home related … [Read more...] about Free Home Show Returns to Romeoville This Weekend! March 18 & 19

Sponsored By 0 Real Estate Home prices are expected to stay elevated for the near future. They have increased in Will County area. Local Data , Patch Staff Posted Reply ROMEOVILLE, IL — Higher home prices are here to stay, at least for the next couple of years, experts say. The coronavirus pandemic helped push home prices higher, but it isn’t the only factor responsible for the market shift. The number of homes listed for sale is at a historic low, meaning that supply is tight. Meanwhile, demand has increased because of historically low mortgage interest rates and because a large contingent of millennials is looking to buy their first homes. Home prices in the Chicago-Naperville-Arlington Heights IL Metropolitan Division, which includes Will County, were up 7.5 percent for January 2021 compared with January 2020, according to the CoreLogic Case-Shiller Index, an oft-quoted measure of price … [Read more...] about Home Prices In Romeoville Area Increased In Past Year: See How Much

Extreme weather across Mexico over the last several years may threaten crop production for agave, the main ingredient in tequila, according to a Monday report. “At a time when large agave crops are needed to meet demand, the extreme weather in Mexico is increasing the problems and the potential for scarcity of the product,” Everstream Analytics chief meteorologist Jon Davis told the New York Post. Tequila is derived from the harvested agave sap, which produces pulque, the core ingredient in tequila/mezcal. Mexico experienced far below what is considered normal precipitation throughout the first three months of 2023, the New York Post noted. “Precipitation totals across much of the country have been less than 25% of normal with large sections having totals less than 10% and 5% of normal,” Davis continued. Baja, California, has managed to escape much of the nation’s dryness, but the region is not known for agave production. Watch The US Open Beer-Chugging Woman House Another … [Read more...] about Potential Tequila Shortage Blamed On Extreme Dryness

Adam Sandler was awarded the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor at a gala Sunday hosted at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. Sandler, 56, received the honor for his decades of creative entertainment on television, music and film, according to a release from the Kennedy Center. Celebrities such as Conan O’Brien, Jennifer Anniston, Dana Carvey, Drew Barrymore, Luis Guzman, Rob Schneider and Steve Buscemi presented Sandler with the award, testifying to his sometimes imperfect creative output and habit of casting his friends in movies, The Associated Press (AP) reported . Tim Herlihy, Sandler’s longtime production and writing partner, joked that together, the duo had created “31 motion pictures with a combined Rotten Tomatoes score of 59,” The AP reported. Sandler’s former roommate-turned entertainment heavyweight Judd Apatow spoke to Sandler’s youthful confidence and talent. Sandler told The AP that the award was a “huge surprise,” in an interview shared … [Read more...] about Adam Sandler Receives Mark Twain Prize For American Humor